{"id":1666,"date":"2009-02-27T11:27:23","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T11:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1666"},"modified":"2009-02-27T11:27:23","modified_gmt":"2009-02-27T11:27:23","slug":"ode_to_a_morning_lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/02\/27\/ode_to_a_morning_lost\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to a Morning Lost"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever come slightly awake early in the morning &#8212; not fully conscious, just somewhat aware of your surroundings &#8212; and known that everything is just perfect: The sheets are smooth and soft beneath you, not tangled for a change, the room temperature and ambient light levels are optimal, and you don&#8217;t even have the urge to pee. After a moment, you begin to sink back into a deeper layer of sleep, like a U-boat that&#8217;s popped up for a look around and is now submerging into the cool, quiet darkness, and you can sense that you&#8217;re experiencing the most restful, contented sleep you&#8217;ve had in weeks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And then the bloody alarm clock goes off and sends your heartrate into the stratosphere.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that was how I started today. I&#8217;ve had a headache ever since.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever come slightly awake early in the morning &#8212; not fully conscious, just somewhat aware of your surroundings &#8212; and known that everything is just perfect: The sheets are smooth and soft beneath you, not tangled for a change, the room temperature and ambient light levels are optimal, and you don&#8217;t even have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}