{"id":1639,"date":"2009-01-09T16:52:57","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T16:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1639"},"modified":"2009-01-09T16:52:57","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T16:52:57","slug":"if_i_was_made_of_cheap_pressbo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/01\/09\/if_i_was_made_of_cheap_pressbo\/","title":{"rendered":"If I Was Made of Cheap Pressboard and Came in a Flat-Pack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.karenkaminski.com\/2009\/01\/1.html\">Karen<\/a> pointed me to &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogadilla.com\/2008\/05\/11\/the-blogadilla-swedish-furniture-name-generator\/\">The Blogadilla Swedish Furniture Name Generator<\/a>,&#8221; from which I learned what I would be called if you could buy me at a certain well-known <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/\">furniture store<\/a> the size of your average housing development:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"swedishFurniture.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/swedishFurniture.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"556\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I look comfy, don&#8217;t I? Wouldn&#8217;t you just love to assemble me in your home today? If you buy now, I&#8217;ll even throw in an order of those yummy little meatballs they sell in the cafeteria&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Karen pointed me to &#8220;The Blogadilla Swedish Furniture Name Generator,&#8221; from which I learned what I would be called if you could buy me at a certain well-known furniture store the size of your average housing development: I look comfy, don&#8217;t I? Wouldn&#8217;t you just love to assemble me in your home today? If you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}