{"id":1634,"date":"2009-01-05T20:31:43","date_gmt":"2009-01-05T20:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1634"},"modified":"2009-01-05T20:31:43","modified_gmt":"2009-01-05T20:31:43","slug":"status_report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/01\/05\/status_report\/","title":{"rendered":"Status Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my three loyal readers sent me an instant message this afternoon which said, essentially, &#8220;update your damn blog already.&#8221; So I guess I ought to pop in and explain that, no, I have not been run over by a monorail, kidnapped by Somali pirates, or deported to the Phantom Zone to spend eternity sandwiched between Ursa and Non. Not that being sandwiched with Ursa would necessarily be a bad thing. I used to have this <i>Superman II<\/i> program book with lots of glossy pictures, you see, and I thought she was <i>much<\/i> more interesting than scrawny old Lois Lane, what with those slits on the arms and legs of her outfit.<\/p>\n<p>But I digress, and I haven&#8217;t even gotten started yet.<\/p>\n<p>The thing is, something happened over my holiday break that I want to write about, and it&#8217;s turning out to be a difficult entry for reasons that will become clear when I finally post the thing. I don&#8217;t mean to be cryptic &#8212; many of you out there already know what I&#8217;m talking about &#8212; it&#8217;s just&#8230; I want to do justice to this topic, and it&#8217;s taking time to get it right. Or to get it at all. I don&#8217;t have writer&#8217;s block exactly, but it&#8217;s&#8230; well, again, it&#8217;s just not an easy thing to write.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll try to throw out some bones to satisfy those who need a Bennion fix, but just be aware that I&#8217;m rather preoccupied by this one item right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my three loyal readers sent me an instant message this afternoon which said, essentially, &#8220;update your damn blog already.&#8221; So I guess I ought to pop in and explain that, no, I have not been run over by a monorail, kidnapped by Somali pirates, or deported to the Phantom Zone to spend eternity [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}