{"id":1620,"date":"2008-12-15T15:56:46","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T15:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1620"},"modified":"2008-12-15T15:56:46","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T15:56:46","slug":"an_important_lesson_learned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/12\/15\/an_important_lesson_learned\/","title":{"rendered":"An Important Lesson Learned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chugging a Starbucks grande caffe mocha and then immediately going to The Old Spaghetti Factory for a gargantuan plate of spinach tortellini with alfredo sauce is a really <i>bad<\/i> idea. I had the lousy night&#8217;s sleep last night &#8212; during which my torso felt like a 50-gallon drum packed with Crisco that&#8217;s being gently whipped with a set of old-fashioned hand-cranked egg beaters &#8212; followed by the sour stomach all day today to prove it. Ugh. Off now for another swig of Pepto&#8230; hope everyone reading this is doing better than me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chugging a Starbucks grande caffe mocha and then immediately going to The Old Spaghetti Factory for a gargantuan plate of spinach tortellini with alfredo sauce is a really bad idea. I had the lousy night&#8217;s sleep last night &#8212; during which my torso felt like a 50-gallon drum packed with Crisco that&#8217;s being gently whipped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}