{"id":1619,"date":"2008-12-10T22:58:34","date_gmt":"2008-12-10T22:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1619"},"modified":"2008-12-10T22:58:34","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T22:58:34","slug":"blowup_boobies_found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/12\/10\/blowup_boobies_found\/","title":{"rendered":"Blow-up Boobies Found!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that slightly off-color item I <a title=\"Drive-By Blogging 8: Son of Blog!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/2008\/12\/driveby_blogging_8_son_of_blog\/\">posted last week<\/a>, the one about the 130,000 inflatable novelty breasts that had gone missing somewhere between China and Australia? Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.watoday.com.au\/national\/missing-inflatable-breasts-found-20081210-6vgf.html\">they&#8217;ve been found<\/a>&#8230; turns out there was a paperwork error and the plastic mammaries went to Melbourne instead of Sydney. Employees of <i>Ralph<\/i>, the men&#8217;s mag that purchased the boobies, are even now frantically stuffing them into bags so the holiday issue of the magazine will go out on time.<\/p>\n<p>I must confess to being somewhat disappointed. In <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/12\/10\/missing-inflatable-b.html#comment-352732\">the words<\/a> of one commenter over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/12\/10\/missing-inflatable-b.html\">Boing Boing<\/a>, I was looking forward to reports of these things washing ashore somewhere. On the positive side, the article I linked above says that <i>Ralph<\/i> &#8220;is expected to break the Guinness world record for the most boobs given away at one time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the story that keeps on giving, I tell you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that slightly off-color item I posted last week, the one about the 130,000 inflatable novelty breasts that had gone missing somewhere between China and Australia? Well, they&#8217;ve been found&#8230; turns out there was a paperwork error and the plastic mammaries went to Melbourne instead of Sydney. Employees of Ralph, the men&#8217;s mag that purchased [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}