{"id":1609,"date":"2008-12-03T11:23:25","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T11:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1609"},"modified":"2008-12-03T11:23:25","modified_gmt":"2008-12-03T11:23:25","slug":"well_i_guess_that_settles_that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/12\/03\/well_i_guess_that_settles_that\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, I Guess That Settles That&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For many years, it&#8217;s been something of a parlor game among the nerdy classes to speculate on what would happen if one of the starships <i>Enterprise<\/i> from the <i>Star Trek<\/i> franchise faced off in battle against an Imperial Star Destroyer from <i>Star Wars<\/i>. In fact, this particular hypothetical has been such a common topic of discussion in sci-fi fan circles that it&#8217;s become a tremendous cliche: Much like those 2 a.m. college dorm-room discussions in which someone suggests that maybe, just maybe, our lives are only dreams and none of the other people in the room are real and how damn trippy would <i>that<\/i> be?, it&#8217;s the topic that <i>everybody<\/i> has encountered at some time or another.<\/p>\n<p>The outcome of this debate is both inevitable and inconclusive: it ultimately comes down to simple partisanship, i.e., which franchise the debaters happen to be a bigger fan of. The Trekkies usually cite <i>Star Trek<\/i>&#8216;s defensive shielding technology (which seems to be lacking or at least far less impressive in George Lucas&#8217; universe) and the seemingly infinite flexibility of phaser weapons as the decisive reason why the <i>Enterprise<\/i> would kick butt. Meanwhile, the arguments of <i>Star Wars<\/i> fans (Warsies?) usually depend on the sheer scale of Imperial machinery and the brute force commanded by those British-sounding guys in gray.*<\/p>\n<p>This video (one of the better-made ones I&#8217;ve seen in this particular sub-genre) introduces a hitherto ignored factor into the equation:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/v4ijDlbvAxw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"425\" height=\"344\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/v4ijDlbvAxw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Picard and those guys on the <i>Enterprise<\/i> sure are smug bastards, aren&#8217;t they? You think whoever made this clip was making a comment about the Trekkies he&#8217;d encountered? (Seriously, there&#8217;s a subset of Trekkies that can be downright insufferable&#8230; <i>Star Wars<\/i> fans generally seem to be a lot more relaxed about their pet obsession, as long as you don&#8217;t mention Jar Jar Binks.)<\/p>\n<p>* For what it&#8217;s worth (and at the risk of sounding even geekier than I did when I <a title=\"More Abrams-Trek Stuff\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/2008\/11\/more_abramstrek_stuff\/\">analyzed the provenance of the USS <i>Kelvin<\/i><\/a> the other day), I tend to side with the Warsies on this one. It&#8217;s been established time and time again that the <i>Enterprise<\/i>&#8216;s deflectors can only take so much abuse, so I think the Empire could win simply by dropping a hundred or so TIE fighters to pound away at the Big E while the Destroyer hangs back out of phaser range. The TIEs would be too small and fast for the E to efficiently take down with its artillery-scale phaser banks; meanwhile, the fighters&#8217; weapons might be puny against the E&#8217;s shields but they would take their toll. It might take all day, but eventually the shields would collapse; then a couple of well-placed turbolaser blasts and it&#8217;s back to Coruscant for a round of cold ones with Palpatine&#8230; but that&#8217;s just my theory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For many years, it&#8217;s been something of a parlor game among the nerdy classes to speculate on what would happen if one of the starships Enterprise from the Star Trek franchise faced off in battle against an Imperial Star Destroyer from Star Wars. 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