{"id":1582,"date":"2008-11-04T11:22:07","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T11:22:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1582"},"modified":"2008-11-04T11:22:07","modified_gmt":"2008-11-04T11:22:07","slug":"election_day_netcrap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/11\/04\/election_day_netcrap\/","title":{"rendered":"Election Day Netcrap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling keyed up about long lines at your polling place and the fate of the entire universe hanging in the balance? Here&#8217;s a little something to break the tension:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"464\" height=\"388\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"key=a863be2b6f\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><embed width=\"464\" height=\"388\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\" flashvars=\"key=a863be2b6f\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" quality=\"high\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center; width: 464px;\">See more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/\">funny videos<\/a> at Funny or Die<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center; width: 464px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 464px; text-align: left;\">Billy Dee still looks pretty good, doesn&#8217;t he? Ah, if only the Lando-Chewie ticket had been available in my galaxy&#8230;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling keyed up about long lines at your polling place and the fate of the entire universe hanging in the balance? Here&#8217;s a little something to break the tension: See more funny videos at Funny or Die Billy Dee still looks pretty good, doesn&#8217;t he? Ah, if only the Lando-Chewie ticket had been available in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}