{"id":1544,"date":"2008-09-19T13:05:16","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T13:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1544"},"modified":"2008-09-19T13:05:16","modified_gmt":"2008-09-19T13:05:16","slug":"yar_here_be_my_pirate_name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/09\/19\/yar_here_be_my_pirate_name\/","title":{"rendered":"Yar, Here Be My Pirate Name!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day\">International Talk Like a Pirate Day<\/a>, so naturally I had to take this &#8220;What&#8217;s Your Pirate Name?&#8221; Quiz:<\/p>\n<div style=\"position:relative; border-width:1px; border-color:332200; border-style: solid; background-color:c9b390; padding:0 10px; width:400px; text-align:center; font-family:serif; left:50%; margin:25px 0 25px -200px; color:332200;\">\n<div>\nMy pirate name is:\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-size:32px;\">\nDirty Jack Rackham    <\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.piratequiz.com\/flag.gif\" style=\"top:5px; position:relative; display:block; width:100px; background-color:332200;\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"left:110px; top:-60px; width:290px; position:relative; text-align: justify;\">\nYou&#8217;re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean &#8212; not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate.    Arr!\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.piratequiz.com\/\" style=\"position:absolute; width:100%; left:0px; bottom:20px; color:f8eecc;\">Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.<\/a><br \/>part of the fidius.org network\n<\/div>\n<p>Found via <a href=\"http:\/\/blogisfactory.blogspot.com\/2008\/09\/sounds-dirty.html\">Kisintin<\/a>, with whom I share the same basic description. Apparently, we have similar bathing habits&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so naturally I had to take this &#8220;What&#8217;s Your Pirate Name?&#8221; Quiz: My pirate name is: Dirty Jack Rackham You&#8217;re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean &#8212; not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}