{"id":1540,"date":"2008-09-17T12:58:40","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T12:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1540"},"modified":"2008-09-17T12:58:40","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T12:58:40","slug":"just_in_case_this_ever_comes_u","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/09\/17\/just_in_case_this_ever_comes_u\/","title":{"rendered":"Just in Case This Ever Comes Up&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because you never know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"background: #000 url('http:\/\/www.bunkbeds.net\/velociraptor\/img\/badge.jpg') no-repeat 0 0; display: block; width: 322px; height: 157px; text-align: center; padding-top: 150px; text-decoration: none; font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 30px; color: #ff9900;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bunkbeds.net\/velociraptor\/\"> 47 seconds <span style=\"display: none;\">chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor<\/span> <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because you never know&#8230; 47 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes-and-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}