{"id":1531,"date":"2008-09-08T12:11:09","date_gmt":"2008-09-08T12:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1531"},"modified":"2008-09-08T12:11:09","modified_gmt":"2008-09-08T12:11:09","slug":"theres_a_car_in_my_lobby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/09\/08\/theres_a_car_in_my_lobby\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s a Car in My Lobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walked into my place of employment this morning to find a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Smart_Fortwo\">Smart car<\/a> sitting in the lobby. The rather smallish lobby. Of my 100-year-old office building. A <i>car<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>With a parking ticket on the dashboard.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently it was driven right through the front door &#8212; which is not particularly grand or spacious, I must add &#8212; sometime over the weekend.*<\/p>\n<p>You know, there are a lot of things about working for an advertising agency that frustrate the hell out of me. But there are a lot of really awesome things as well. Like finding automobiles in front of the receptionist&#8217;s desk on a Monday morning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>* For the record, the door was open at the time &#8212; no broken glass or anything like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walked into my place of employment this morning to find a Smart car sitting in the lobby. The rather smallish lobby. Of my 100-year-old office building. A car. With a parking ticket on the dashboard. Apparently it was driven right through the front door &#8212; which is not particularly grand or spacious, I must [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}