{"id":1498,"date":"2008-08-06T21:39:54","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T21:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1498"},"modified":"2008-08-06T21:39:54","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T21:39:54","slug":"paris_for_president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/06\/paris_for_president\/","title":{"rendered":"Paris for President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, did you hear McCain compared Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, apparently in an effort to paint him as a pretty but vacuous celebrity instead of a serious politician? Here&#8217;s Paris&#8217; response:<\/p>\n<p>(Go on, click it &#8212; you may be surprised. God knows I was&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"464\" height=\"388\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"key=64ad536a6d\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www2.funnyordie.com\/public\/flash\/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><embed width=\"464\" height=\"388\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www2.funnyordie.com\/public\/flash\/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705\" flashvars=\"key=64ad536a6d\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" quality=\"high\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center; width: 464px;\">See more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/paris_hilton\">Paris Hilton<\/a> videos at Funny or Die<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center; width: 464px;\"><\/div>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but that clip fills me with a killer case of cognitive dissonance. Who knew anything that sensible could ever come from her beglossed lips? I know, of course, that this material was surely written for her, but still&#8230; she actually sounds as if she knows what she&#8217;s talking about! If nothing else, she reads from the teleprompter better than McCain or our current Fearless Leader&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, did you hear McCain compared Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, apparently in an effort to paint him as a pretty but vacuous celebrity instead of a serious politician? Here&#8217;s Paris&#8217; response: (Go on, click it &#8212; you may be surprised. God knows I was&#8230;) See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}