{"id":1482,"date":"2008-07-20T00:23:56","date_gmt":"2008-07-20T00:23:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1482"},"modified":"2008-07-20T00:23:56","modified_gmt":"2008-07-20T00:23:56","slug":"overheard_at_tonights_police_c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/20\/overheard_at_tonights_police_c\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard at Tonight&#8217;s Police Concert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woman: I find it pretty easy to spend your money.<\/p>\n<p>Man: Yeah, I&#8217;ve noticed.<\/p>\n<p>Woman: Hey, I let you have sex with me!<\/p>\n<p>Man: So you&#8217;re saying that I&#8217;m exchanging <i>my<\/i> goods and services for sex?<\/p>\n<p>Woman: Yep.<\/p>\n<p>Man: You know there&#8217;s a word for that, right?<\/p>\n<p>Woman: Yep. <i>Marriage<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Well, <i>I<\/i> thought it was amusing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woman: I find it pretty easy to spend your money. Man: Yeah, I&#8217;ve noticed. Woman: Hey, I let you have sex with me! Man: So you&#8217;re saying that I&#8217;m exchanging my goods and services for sex? Woman: Yep. Man: You know there&#8217;s a word for that, right? Woman: Yep. Marriage. *** Well, I thought it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}