{"id":1460,"date":"2008-07-06T21:27:21","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T21:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1460"},"modified":"2008-07-06T21:27:21","modified_gmt":"2008-07-06T21:27:21","slug":"ewok_salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/06\/ewok_salad\/","title":{"rendered":"Ewok Salad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday afternoon driving around, weather pleasantly warm. A sign in front of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Arctic_Circle_Restaurants\">Arctic Circle<\/a>, a local burger chain, advertises &#8220;SW Salad with Jalapeno Dressing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Says I: &#8220;Look, hon, <i>Star Wars<\/i> Salad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Says The Girlfriend: &#8220;What do you suppose would come on a <i>Star Wars<\/i> Salad?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I: &#8220;Ewoks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;You didn&#8217;t even miss a beat with that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Continues I, again without missing a beat: &#8220;Charcoal-grilled Ewoks. They&#8217;re quite tasty with that Jalapeno Dressing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;You scare me&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday afternoon driving around, weather pleasantly warm. A sign in front of Arctic Circle, a local burger chain, advertises &#8220;SW Salad with Jalapeno Dressing.&#8221; Says I: &#8220;Look, hon, Star Wars Salad.&#8221; Says The Girlfriend: &#8220;What do you suppose would come on a Star Wars Salad?&#8221; I: &#8220;Ewoks.&#8221; She: &#8220;You didn&#8217;t even miss a beat with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}