{"id":1445,"date":"2008-06-18T10:23:49","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T10:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1445"},"modified":"2008-06-18T10:23:49","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T10:23:49","slug":"im_not_old_you_little_whippers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/06\/18\/im_not_old_you_little_whippers\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not Old, You Little Whippersnapper&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I&#8217;m officially tired of summer. <a title=\"Just Like Ronnie Sang\u2026\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/2008\/06\/just_like_ronnie_sang\/\">That didn&#8217;t take long<\/a>, did it? Blame a crowded, sweltering train ride into town this morning.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, my sour mood wasn&#8217;t helped by the nicely dressed, very young man &#8212; did I mention he was <i>very<\/i> young? &#8212; who offered me his seat so I didn&#8217;t have to stand in the aisle. He insisted upon me taking his seat, actually, despite my polite refusals. I don&#8217;t quite understand his zeal considering that I am not (a) visibly disabled, (b) grotesquely overweight, or (c) all that old. I may have some gray in my beard, but give me a break, kid. Those <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Foundation_for_a_Better_Life\">Foundation for a Better Life<\/a> PSAs are maybe a little <i>too<\/i> effective&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I&#8217;m officially tired of summer. That didn&#8217;t take long, did it? Blame a crowded, sweltering train ride into town this morning. Of course, my sour mood wasn&#8217;t helped by the nicely dressed, very young man &#8212; did I mention he was very young? &#8212; who offered me his seat so I didn&#8217;t have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-old-man-throwing-rocks-at-the-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}