{"id":1339,"date":"2008-03-24T10:23:21","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T10:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2008-03-24T10:23:21","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T10:23:21","slug":"happy_seventyseven_bill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/03\/24\/happy_seventyseven_bill\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Seventy-seven, Bill!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/williamshatner_on_bostonlegal.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"The Shat is \" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/williamshatner_on_bostonlegal-thumb.jpg\" width=\"210\" height=\"305\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ack! I am ashamed to admit that I&#8217;ve been remiss in my fanboyish duties: I forgot to observe The Shat&#8217;s seventy-seventh birthday on Saturday!<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, E.E. Knight was on the ball; to honor the One True Kirk, he posted up a <a href=\"http:\/\/eeknight.livejournal.com\/341538.html\">photographic tribute to the lovely ladies<\/a> of the original <i>Star Trek<\/i>. I could be a little nitpicky with some of these choices &#8212; several of these ladies were Spock&#8217;s, Scotty&#8217;s, or even Chekov&#8217;s love interests, not the captain&#8217;s, and some of them were simply <i>there<\/i> on the show and not any kind of love interest at all &#8212; but that would be churlish. It&#8217;s a fun entry with some nice eye candy (well, it&#8217;s nice if you like 60s-style women, which, as it happens, I do).<\/p>\n<p>Each lady gets her own poll question &#8212; the adolescent and somewhat misogynistic &#8220;would you hit it?&#8221; &#8212; but many of the answer options are funny, especially the bizarrely meta-textual ones. (My favorite is the first option for Elinor Donahue: &#8220;I&#8217;d hit it until Robert Young told me to stop hitting it for medical reasons. Then I&#8217;d ignore him because he only plays a doctor on TV.&#8221; You see, Elinor played Robert Young&#8217;s daughter on <i>Father Knows Best<\/i>, and Young played the title character in <i>Marcus Welby, M.D.<\/i>, so that one&#8217;s funny on something like six different levels. At least I think so. But then I really am a geek&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, click on over to <a href=\"http:\/\/eeknight.livejournal.com\/341538.html\">Knight&#8217;s tribute<\/a>, and join me in wishing Bill a belated happy birthday. Let&#8217;s hope there are many more to come!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack! I am ashamed to admit that I&#8217;ve been remiss in my fanboyish duties: I forgot to observe The Shat&#8217;s seventy-seventh birthday on Saturday! Luckily, E.E. Knight was on the ball; to honor the One True Kirk, he posted up a photographic tribute to the lovely ladies of the original Star Trek. I could be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-trek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}