{"id":1281,"date":"2008-02-03T15:13:55","date_gmt":"2008-02-03T15:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2008-02-03T15:13:55","modified_gmt":"2008-02-03T15:13:55","slug":"stupid_weather_gnomes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/02\/03\/stupid_weather_gnomes\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Weather Gnomes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/snowfall_02-03-2008.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"snowfall_02-03-2008.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/snowfall_02-03-2008-thumb.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What we have here is a failure to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/2008\/02\/memo_to_the_weather_gnomes.html\">communicate<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What we have here is a failure to communicate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-old-man-throwing-rocks-at-the-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}