{"id":1247,"date":"2008-01-08T10:35:47","date_gmt":"2008-01-08T10:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1247"},"modified":"2008-01-08T10:35:47","modified_gmt":"2008-01-08T10:35:47","slug":"an_observation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2008\/01\/08\/an_observation\/","title":{"rendered":"An Observation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, when you&#8217;re taking a sick day from work because you&#8217;re suffering through a nasty case of food poisoning brought on by a bad tub of Bacon &#8216;n&#8217; Onion-flavor chip dip, and you&#8217;re dozing intermittently in front of the TV, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DIlEv34dKVI\">Gatorade commercials set to the tune of &#8220;Carmina Burana&#8221;<\/a> are an <i>evil<\/i> thing. I don&#8217;t remember the dream, but it had something to do with mounted Klingons thundering across a vast plain beneath a glowering sky.<\/p>\n<p>In full-on clown make-up.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, just <i>try<\/i> to get some rest after that one, I dare you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, when you&#8217;re taking a sick day from work because you&#8217;re suffering through a nasty case of food poisoning brought on by a bad tub of Bacon &#8216;n&#8217; Onion-flavor chip dip, and you&#8217;re dozing intermittently in front of the TV, Gatorade commercials set to the tune of &#8220;Carmina Burana&#8221; are an evil thing. I don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertising","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}