My corporate overlords have shuttered the offices this week to give all us serfs a much-needed rest, so the last thing I want to be think about during my time<\/i> (as Mr. Hand in Fast Times at Ridgemont High<\/i> would call it) is anything that remotely resembles proofreading<\/i> (which, if you’re new around here, is what I do for a living)… but man, sometimes I just can’t help it. Like when I see a caption on my local news broadcast that’s listing various things you can do to maintain healthy skin and among the bullet-pointed suggestions is something called “Excersize.”<\/p>\n
Excersize<\/i>? Could they possibly have meant exercise<\/i>? Come on, people, this is not a difficult word! And even if it is beyond the mental capabilities of the interns who are writing the news and the blond-and-blue-eyed announcer-bots who are reading it, doesn’t the text that appears on-screen ever pass through a spell checker?<\/p>\n
I don’t expect much from local TV news — too much of the average 20-minute broadcast is devoted to sports, weather, and pointless “cute” banter for any actual news to make it through — but this sort of thing is really just intolerable. Excersize<\/i>? Good lord…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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