{"id":1199,"date":"2007-11-23T10:28:48","date_gmt":"2007-11-23T10:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1199"},"modified":"2007-11-23T10:28:48","modified_gmt":"2007-11-23T10:28:48","slug":"im_william_shatner_and_im_a_sh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/11\/23\/im_william_shatner_and_im_a_sh\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m William Shatner, and I’m a Shaman"},"content":{"rendered":"

…and we’re back. Hope everyone had a successful Mass Consumption Day (which, if you consider the “Black Friday” retail madness and multiple meanings of the verb “to consume,” could probably be extended into “Mass Consumption Weekend”). I had a pretty nice day myself, managing to eat just enough<\/i> but not too much<\/i> of the traditional bird and pumpkin pie so that I managed to remain reasonably comfortable and functional instead of collapsing into a bloated stupor.
\nI’m hoping to produce some of those longer entries I keep promising sometime before I have to go back to work, but in the meantime, let’s amuse ourselves with the following:<\/p>\n

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Now, I don’t play computer games myself — I have nothing against them, I simply lost interest back when the Atari 2600 was still technologically competitive — and I wouldn’t know World of Warcraft<\/a> from a construction trade show<\/a>, but I’m always amused by the antics of the one-and-only William Shatner. Especially William Shatner in a kimono. Personally, I’ve always suspected that he could hurl bolts of lightning. How did I know that, when he’s always been so careful to conceal his god-like capabilities? Because he’s The Shat<\/i>, of course! Duh…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…and we’re back. Hope everyone had a successful Mass Consumption Day (which, if you consider the “Black Friday” retail madness and multiple meanings of the verb “to consume,” could probably be extended into “Mass Consumption Weekend”). I had a pretty nice day myself, managing to eat just enough but not too much of the traditional […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture-miscellany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}