{"id":1187,"date":"2007-11-11T00:10:45","date_gmt":"2007-11-11T00:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2007-11-11T00:10:45","modified_gmt":"2007-11-11T00:10:45","slug":"leaves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/11\/11\/leaves\/","title":{"rendered":"Leaves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve heard it said that women don&#8217;t remember the pain of childbirth, not really, because that&#8217;s the only way they&#8217;d ever be willing to go through it again.<\/p>\n<p>Raking up autumn leaves is kind of like that. Oh, I like the raking part well enough. It&#8217;s what comes after, the scooping them into garbage bags so you can haul them away, that&#8217;s really tedious. I never remember from year to year how sucky that part of the process is.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, well&#8230; it was still a gorgeous day and good to be outside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve heard it said that women don&#8217;t remember the pain of childbirth, not really, because that&#8217;s the only way they&#8217;d ever be willing to go through it again. Raking up autumn leaves is kind of like that. Oh, I like the raking part well enough. It&#8217;s what comes after, the scooping them into garbage bags [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}