{"id":1154,"date":"2007-10-07T23:12:46","date_gmt":"2007-10-07T23:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1154"},"modified":"2007-10-07T23:12:46","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T23:12:46","slug":"weekend_conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/10\/07\/weekend_conversation\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekend Conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An exchange between myself and The Girlfriend at my house Saturday night:<\/p>\n<p><em>Me:<\/em> Want something to drink?<\/p>\n<p><em>The GF:<\/em> What&#8217;ve you got?<\/p>\n<p><em>Me:<\/em> The usual&#8230; Coke Zero, Caffeine-free Diet Coke, Sprite, water, milk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(beat)<\/p>\n<p><em>Me:<\/em> I don&#8217;t know if the milk is still good, though. It&#8217;s been in there for a while. The cat seems okay with it.<\/p>\n<p><em>The GF:<\/em> The cat licks his own balls.<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t argue with logic like that. Anne had a Caffeine-free Diet Coke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An exchange between myself and The Girlfriend at my house Saturday night: Me: Want something to drink? The GF: What&#8217;ve you got? Me: The usual&#8230; Coke Zero, Caffeine-free Diet Coke, Sprite, water, milk&#8230; (beat) Me: I don&#8217;t know if the milk is still good, though. It&#8217;s been in there for a while. The cat seems [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}