{"id":1139,"date":"2007-09-19T13:31:48","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T13:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1139"},"modified":"2007-09-19T13:31:48","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T13:31:48","slug":"headline_of_the_day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/09\/19\/headline_of_the_day\/","title":{"rendered":"Headline of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sltrib.com\/News\/ci_6937624\">Machete duel ends with one man hogtied<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The article laconically notes that, &#8220;Fists where thrown and one man picked up a machete, police said. The second man also retrieved a machete, according to police, and they began dueling with the weapons.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Who has not just one but <em>two<\/em> machetes laying around the house? In <i>Salt Lake City<\/i>?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m telling you, kids, it&#8217;s getting weird out there&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Machete duel ends with one man hogtied. The article laconically notes that, &#8220;Fists where thrown and one man picked up a machete, police said. The second man also retrieved a machete, according to police, and they began dueling with the weapons.&#8221; Who has not just one but two machetes laying around the house? In Salt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-color"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}