{"id":1111,"date":"2007-08-20T10:13:03","date_gmt":"2007-08-20T10:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1111"},"modified":"2007-08-20T10:13:03","modified_gmt":"2007-08-20T10:13:03","slug":"fall_must_be_coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/08\/20\/fall_must_be_coming\/","title":{"rendered":"Fall Must Be Coming&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How do I know that the season is changing?<\/p>\n<p>Well, for one thing, the temperature when I left the house this morning was delightfully cool, somewhere in the upper 60s, the first time it&#8217;s been that low in several months and a welcome change for this curmudgeonly blogger, who has found this year&#8217;s record-setting string of 100-plus days to be just about unbearable.<\/p>\n<p>But the real tip-off was the legion of cute young co-eds commuting up to the U of U this morning for their first day of classes&#8230; which, of course, goes hand-in-hand with the Utah Transit Authority&#8217;s asinine annual ritual of shortening their light-rail trains just when a reasonable person would expect that they&#8217;d need <i>more<\/i> capacity. All summer long, the trains have been running with four cars and were mostly empty. Now, this morning, with all these new faces waiting on the platform, there were just <i>two<\/i> cars, and we ended up wedged in like cattle.<\/p>\n<p><i>Morons<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do I know that the season is changing? Well, for one thing, the temperature when I left the house this morning was delightfully cool, somewhere in the upper 60s, the first time it&#8217;s been that low in several months and a welcome change for this curmudgeonly blogger, who has found this year&#8217;s record-setting string [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-old-man-throwing-rocks-at-the-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}