{"id":1097,"date":"2007-08-10T10:39:56","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T10:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1097"},"modified":"2007-08-10T10:39:56","modified_gmt":"2007-08-10T10:39:56","slug":"another_sign_were_living_in_th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/08\/10\/another_sign_were_living_in_th\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Sign We&#8217;re Living in the Future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps the cheesiest episode ever of the old 70s-vintage <i>Buck Rogers<\/i> TV show &#8212; which is saying a lot, considering how that entire series was one long block of yummy, yummy fromage &#8212; was &#8220;Space Rockers,&#8221; wherein evil <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001583\/\">Jerry Orbach<\/a> wants to control the minds of the galaxy&#8217;s youth via subliminal signals embedded in truly awful music. Actually, it probably wasn&#8217;t such a bad idea for a story, at least not back then, when people still believed there were <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Backmasking\">backmasked<\/a> Satanic messages underlying &#8220;Stairway to Heaven.&#8221; The way it was executed, however&#8230; oy. I thought it was embarrassing even when I was a kid and <i>Buck<\/i> was don&#8217;t-miss-viewing.<\/p>\n<p>Part of what made it so dippy was the appearance of the &#8220;rock&#8221; band Orbach was secretly using for his nefarious scheme. Leaving aside their cringe-inducing costumes &#8212; which consisted of body stockings and rope lights &#8212; their &#8220;playing&#8221; looked really, well, goofy. The series was set in the 25th Century, so everything had to be electronic and futuristic-looking, right? That meant that the &#8220;guitar&#8221; had no strings and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/John_Bonham\">Bonzo<\/a> played his &#8220;drum kit&#8221; by tapping plastic rods with a pencil. But the most ridiculous item was the synthesizer\/keyboard doohickey: it was just a table with colored circles on it, which was the musician &#8220;played&#8221; by passing his hands (or, in an over-the-top eruption of Velveeta, his <i>leg<\/i>) over them. Have a look at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VmxXIS2ot8w\">the video<\/a>, if you dare.<\/p>\n<p>Silly, right? Well, maybe not. <a href=\"http:\/\/journals.aol.com\/johnmscalzi\/bytheway\/entries\/2007\/08\/10\/your-future-music\/7694\">Via Scalzi<\/a> comes word of a new electronic musical instrument called the ReacTable, and I&#8217;ll be damned if it isn&#8217;t highly reminiscent of that old <i>Buck Rogers<\/i> prop:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WEDia3CFdfg\" \/><embed width=\"425\" height=\"350\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WEDia3CFdfg\" wmode=\"transparent\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Wired.com has an article about this new instrument <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/entertainment\/music\/news\/2007\/08\/bjork_reacTable\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You know, if something from <i>Buck Rogers<\/i> had to developed out here in the real world, I think I&#8217;d have chosen those spandex jumpsuits that <a href=\"http:\/\/p-images.veoh.com\/image.out?imageId=media-v1961279P8RqSm71167978569.jpg&amp;version=4\">Erin Gray always wore<\/a>. Maybe there&#8217;s still hope for those&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps the cheesiest episode ever of the old 70s-vintage Buck Rogers TV show &#8212; which is saying a lot, considering how that entire series was one long block of yummy, yummy fromage &#8212; was &#8220;Space Rockers,&#8221; wherein evil Jerry Orbach wants to control the minds of the galaxy&#8217;s youth via subliminal signals embedded in truly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-and-pop-culture","category-the-glass-teat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}