{"id":1090,"date":"2007-08-03T00:58:20","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T00:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1090"},"modified":"2007-08-03T00:58:20","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T00:58:20","slug":"happy_birthday_anne_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/08\/03\/happy_birthday_anne_1\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Anne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you may have surmised from the title of this entry, today is The Girlfriend&#8217;s birthday. Neither of us are all that keen on birthdays anymore, on account of having had a few too many of them for comfort, but, darling, I hope this will be a good one for you anyhow. I also hope you won&#8217;t think your presents suck. You&#8217;ll be receiving them in a few hours.<br \/>\nIn the meantime, allow me to embarrass you with this classic image from your past:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/anne_sleeping_with_opus.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Anne napping with a stuffed penguin.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/anne_sleeping_with_opus-thumb.JPG\" width=\"403\" height=\"486\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I think of you, baby, this is the image that often come to mind: you engaged in one of your favorite pastimes &#8212; napping &#8212; with a stuffed penguin&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you may have surmised from the title of this entry, today is The Girlfriend&#8217;s birthday. Neither of us are all that keen on birthdays anymore, on account of having had a few too many of them for comfort, but, darling, I hope this will be a good one for you anyhow. I also hope [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}