{"id":1041,"date":"2007-06-24T22:06:08","date_gmt":"2007-06-24T22:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1041"},"modified":"2007-06-24T22:06:08","modified_gmt":"2007-06-24T22:06:08","slug":"living_on_the_edge_of_mordor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/06\/24\/living_on_the_edge_of_mordor\/","title":{"rendered":"Living on the Edge of Mordor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Driving home from The Girlfriend&#8217;s tonight, I could see a pair of wildfires burning on the mountain ahead, the one which separates the Salt Lake Valley from Utah Valley to the south. It&#8217;s a sight I&#8217;ve seen just about every summer for as long as I can remember &#8212; hot weather combined with a careless cigarette butt or a dry lightning strike is a simple equation &#8212; but it never loses its eerie, unworldly quality. That particular mountainside hasn&#8217;t been developed yet, you see, so there are no street or house lights up there; it&#8217;s effectively invisible at night, except when there&#8217;s a fire. Then there&#8217;s a glowing orange smudge that seems to float in the sky, or sometimes it backlights the hulking shape of the mountain itself. Geek that I am, I can&#8217;t help but think of <i>Lord of the Rings<\/i> whenever I see this effect. All the image needs is a psychic vision of a flaming eyeball and a creepy, growling voice telling me that it <i>sees<\/i> me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I <i>was<\/i> listening to &#8220;Every Breath You Take&#8221; tonight, so maybe that&#8217;s close enough to the Voice of Sauron to count. That always seemed like such a nice romantic tune back in the Awesome &#8217;80s, before we all noticed the unnerving stalkerish overtones that linger underneath the catchy bass line like the stink of burning sagebrush&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Driving home from The Girlfriend&#8217;s tonight, I could see a pair of wildfires burning on the mountain ahead, the one which separates the Salt Lake Valley from Utah Valley to the south. It&#8217;s a sight I&#8217;ve seen just about every summer for as long as I can remember &#8212; hot weather combined with a careless [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}