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<\/a><\/p>\nIncidentally, if you don’t understand the idiom of the picture above, check out the definition of “LOLcat”<\/a> followed by the pre-eminent distributor<\/a> of same. I don’t know why I find these silly things so amusing, considering that I barely understand most leetspeak, but I do… probably because something about cats’ faces lend themselves so well to being made fun of. It’s the perpetual air of offended dignity, I think.<\/p>\n In Paris’ case, it’s funny because of her utter lack of dignity…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey, kids, hope you haven’t missed me too badly during my brief absence from the blogosphere. I’ve just returned from three days of visiting friends in Sin City. Report to follow, but in the meantime, I offer this visual commentary on the news I missed while I was driving across the Jundland Wastes, er, Nevada:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-old-man-throwing-rocks-at-the-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1017"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYeah, that’s the ticket. I was fulminating up a good blog-rant last week about this spoiled little twit’s release<\/a> on account of an “unspecified medical condition” (Whiny Bitch Syndrome would be my guess), but I got distracted by real-life issues and didn’t get to it. The short version is that I was utterly disgusted by the whole deal, that I have no doubt a poor or middle-class person guilty of the exact same crimes wouldn’t have gotten out of the pokey even a microsecond early, that her “home confinement” — how awful, trapped in a mansion 30 times the size of the average person’s modest shack! — is emblematic of this country’s on-going class war that many people deny exists, and that she should quit her snivelling and just serve her sentence like any other (non-wealthy) citizen would be required to do. I have nothing but contempt for children of privelege who’ve had the world handed to them on a platter and find it all boring, who contribute nothing to society and arguably harm<\/i> society with their antics, who are famous for no good reason that I can see, and who expect all us commoners to kiss their lily-white (and they are always white<\/i>, aren’t they?) asses because they were lucky enough to be born with a particular surname. So, needless to say, I was thrilled when public outcry smacked her and the idiot judge who let her out in the head. It’s so nice to see the public actually showing some outrage about something<\/i>, given how little seems to faze us anymore.<\/p>\n