In Memoriam: Forrest J. Ackerman

The Girlfriend just called me at home to ask if I’d heard the news: Forrest J. Ackerman, the original and possibly greatest fanboy of us all, died yesterday at the age of 92.

I imagine a lot of my readers probably have no idea who old Forry is, but to those of us who travel in certain rarefied circles, the man is a legend. He founded the magazine Famous Monsters of Filmland way back in 1958; it was, so far as I know, the first professional publication devoted exclusively to genre movies. He was a writer and editor, and a literary agent for such giants of science-fiction literature as Isaac Asimov, A.E. van Vogt, and Hugo Gernsback (for whom the distinguished Hugo Awards are named). Forry was the first to publish a short story by some kid named Ray Bradbury. And he is credited with coining the term “sci fi,” much to the chagrin of a certain strain of too-serious-for-their-own-good fans who think this contraction of “science fiction” too undignified and childish.

But most of all, Forry is known for collecting stuff. To every fan with a basement full of cherished memorabilia, Forry is our spiritual godfather. He spent his entire life amassing books, magazines, posters, original art, movie props and costumes — anything and everything that had to do with his beloved horror, sci fi, and fantasy genres. His collection at one time reportedly comprised 300,00 pieces, and was valued in the mid-1960s at $10 million in today’s money.

Some people, maybe even most people who had a collection like that would treat it as a mere investment, keep it to themselves, and worry constantly about its worth and safety. Forry, however, and to his great credit, was always happy to share it with whomever was interested. I’ve heard that all you had to do was show up at his California home, the “Ackermansion,” on a Saturday morning, and he would greet you at the door in Bela Lugosi’s Dracula cape and take you on the grand tour. Anne and I talked several times of making our own pilgrimage to the Ackermansion but just never got around to it.

Sadly, Forry’s collection is mostly gone now, sold off a little at a time over the past decade to cover medical and legal expenses. It’s a damn shame. To paraphrase Indiana Jones, all that stuff belonged in a museum as a monument to one man’s life and passion, and to a big chunk of Hollywood and publishing history. C’est la vie, I suppose. (For the record, I’m proud to own a small piece of Forry’s collection, a few American Cinematographer magazines I purchased off eBay a while back when I heard he was liquidating his stash.)

I never had the opportunity to meet Forrest Ackerman, and that is something I will long regret. He was, by all accounts, one of the truly good guys of this world. And probably of several others, too, given his life’s pursuits. His LA Times obit is here; an older piece containing more information about his collection is here.

Rest in peace, Dr. Acula…

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Today’s Chuckle, and They Live Again

A pretty good laugh, courtesy of SamuraiFrog:

Paris Hilton can’t find a record label willing to release her second album. Between that and Ann Coulter having her jaw wired shut, atheists appear to be losing the argument.

In an unrelated note, the Frog also mentions that remakes have been announced this week of more movies from the ’80s, specifically They Live, Romancing the Stone, and Arthur. While new versions of Romancing the Stone and Arthur sound like disasters waiting to happen, remaking They Live actually isn’t such a bad idea. I just watched this one last week for the first time in 20 years (good lord, how I hate saying things like that!), and I think it’s the exceedingly rare case I mentioned the other day of an idea that didn’t live up to its potential and deserves a second attempt. It had a great premise (an ordinary joe accidentally discovers there are aliens among us disguised as normal human beings, and that they’re controlling us with subliminal messages in our advertising and entertainment) and, if anything, the film’s social commentary probably applies even more now than it did back in 1988 (people are more obsessed than ever with mass media and self-destructive materialism), but holy crap was that movie a mess. All set-up, no pay-off, and a big disappointment coming from one of my favorite directors, John Carpenter. So, assuming that They Live Redux is more thoughtful than the original and not just an amped-up FX spectacle, this is one remake I might actually be interested in seeing…

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The Good Old Daze

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We interrupt your regular programming for an important historical note: Today is the 75th anniversary of the end of Prohibition, the disastrous social experiment that did very little to curb the behavior it was designed to end, but did manage to make some very bad people very rich and powerful while bringing appalling levels of violence to the streets of American cities. (See also Drugs, War on.) As I’ve noted before, I find it endlessly amusing that my home state of Utah, home of the tee-totaling Mormons, was the one that cast the deciding vote in favor of repeal. (In a nice bit of historical symmetry, Utah was also the deciding vote in ratifying the Constitutional amendment that created Prohibition in the first place, so perhaps it was only fitting that we undid it as well.)

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Drive-By Blogging 8: Son of Blog!

I’ve been on quite a run of epic nerdiness lately — you’re very kind to say you hadn’t noticed, but please, we both know better — and I’m beginning to worry about alienating that segment of readers who don’t know an alluvial damper from a flux capacitor. Therefore, as a favor to all you non-fanboys and fangirls out there, I promise that none of the following links has anything whatsoever to do with Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, or any of the other shows whose titles I used to scribble on my notebook covers back in elementary and middle school…

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Well, I Guess That Settles That…

For many years, it’s been something of a parlor game among the nerdy classes to speculate on what would happen if one of the starships Enterprise from the Star Trek franchise faced off in battle against an Imperial Star Destroyer from Star Wars. In fact, this particular hypothetical has been such a common topic of discussion in sci-fi fan circles that it’s become a tremendous cliche: Much like those 2 a.m. college dorm-room discussions in which someone suggests that maybe, just maybe, our lives are only dreams and none of the other people in the room are real and how damn trippy would that be?, it’s the topic that everybody has encountered at some time or another.

The outcome of this debate is both inevitable and inconclusive: it ultimately comes down to simple partisanship, i.e., which franchise the debaters happen to be a bigger fan of. The Trekkies usually cite Star Trek‘s defensive shielding technology (which seems to be lacking or at least far less impressive in George Lucas’ universe) and the seemingly infinite flexibility of phaser weapons as the decisive reason why the Enterprise would kick butt. Meanwhile, the arguments of Star Wars fans (Warsies?) usually depend on the sheer scale of Imperial machinery and the brute force commanded by those British-sounding guys in gray.*

This video (one of the better-made ones I’ve seen in this particular sub-genre) introduces a hitherto ignored factor into the equation:

Picard and those guys on the Enterprise sure are smug bastards, aren’t they? You think whoever made this clip was making a comment about the Trekkies he’d encountered? (Seriously, there’s a subset of Trekkies that can be downright insufferable… Star Wars fans generally seem to be a lot more relaxed about their pet obsession, as long as you don’t mention Jar Jar Binks.)

* For what it’s worth (and at the risk of sounding even geekier than I did when I analyzed the provenance of the USS Kelvin the other day), I tend to side with the Warsies on this one. It’s been established time and time again that the Enterprise‘s deflectors can only take so much abuse, so I think the Empire could win simply by dropping a hundred or so TIE fighters to pound away at the Big E while the Destroyer hangs back out of phaser range. The TIEs would be too small and fast for the E to efficiently take down with its artillery-scale phaser banks; meanwhile, the fighters’ weapons might be puny against the E’s shields but they would take their toll. It might take all day, but eventually the shields would collapse; then a couple of well-placed turbolaser blasts and it’s back to Coruscant for a round of cold ones with Palpatine… but that’s just my theory.

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The Challenge of Remakes

I was just reading an interview with Dan DiDio, an executive at DC Comics, and I thought the following remark (made in reference to the challenges comics people face with some of their long-running characters) tied in quite nicely to I was trying to say about remakes in the previous entry:

You have to remember, a lot of our fan base has been reading comics 20 or 30 years now. They’ve seen a lot of stories and a lot of things. We’re always trying to find a way to give them something new but also give them exactly what they want.

That’s the same challenge J.J. Abrams is facing, isn’t it? He’s got to do something new with Star Trek, but he’s also got to give us, well, Star Trek, or else he fails. I certainly wouldn’t want his job…

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More Abrams-Trek Stuff

It looks like the publicity machine for the Star Trek remake is really starting to crank up. First, there’s a slightly re-edited version of The Trailer floating around, which features a glimpse of an elderly-looking Leonard Nimoy as Spock. This version of the trailer is reportedly an exclusive gift from Paramount to Ain’t It Cool News, but naturally it’s already escaped into the wild and can be seen in a lot of different places, including here. I understand it’s not intended to be shown in theaters, so if you’re curious, you’ve got to watch it online. (Be aware that it’s not all that different from the trailer you’ve probably already seen; they’ve just shuffled a couple scenes around and added a moment with Nimoy right at the end.)

The other noteworthy item for today is a cool website that’s just gone live, a promotional tie-in with Intel that provides an interactive tour of the USS Kelvin (that’s the starship we see getting pounded to bits in the trailer). The site is nicely designed (it’s done up like a shipyard) and I thought it was pretty fun to play with. I presume more information will get added to it in the coming weeks (like maybe a tour of the new Enterprise?).

I don’t know… I’m still dubious of this whole project, but I’ll admit that my resolve is beginning to weaken. That interactive tour of the Kelvin has whetted my appetite and also given me some hope that Abrams might have some idea of what he’s doing after all. To explain, I’m going to have to go all uber-geeky on you, so if you were repelled back in college by those sniffly guys who always sat by themselves in a far-off corner of the student union obsessing over imaginary objects, you might want to come back later.

I’ve placed a couple images of the Kelvin below the fold, along with my nerdy remarks. Some of the details I’ve been able to glean could be considered spoilers, so beware.

And… here we go…

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Thought for the Day

I guess the vacation is finally over when you’ve used the last of the little soaps and shampoos you nicked from the hotel.
Incidentally, if you’re going to San Francisco anytime soon, I highly recommend the Parc 55. Its lemongrass-scented soaps are really delightful…

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The Ultimate Rickroll

For the record, I think “Rickrolling” is one of the lamest, most annoying Internet memes ever cooked up — as I noted recently, I don’t like practical jokes and/or pranks, and this particular bait-and-switch is really obnoxious if you’re trying to find something on YouTube or elsewhere and you end up with this crap instead — but I gotta say, the big moment in this morning’s Macy’s Parade was inspired:

Bravo to Rick Astley for playing along, and boo to that doofus Matt Lauer for ruining the surprise. Now, how many folks watching out there in the heartland do you suppose actually got the joke?

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Why I’m Thankful

Hey, everyone… if you’re actually reading this on Thanksgiving (which I like to refer to as Mass Consumption Day), I can only assume it’s after you’ve all finished dinner, right? If not, shouldn’t you be off, um, consuming?

Anyhow, I just wanted to drop a quick little note here: In his column this week at amctv.com, the ubiquitous John Scalzi lists all the things for which he’s thankful in the realm of sci-fi movies. I agree with him on pretty much all of these items, except for the one about special effects (sorry, I’m a big fan of actual, tangible miniatures, although I concede the CG stuff is getting better all the time). I found one of Scalzi’s items especially resonant:

I’m thankful I’m almost 40 years old and still want a lightsaber and a speeder bike.

My geeky ego has taken quite a beating over the past ten years. From the Great Fanboy Prequel Wars that trashed the reputation of my favorite movie series and revealed one of my boyhood heroes to have feet of clay, to the remakes of damn near every movie or TV show I’ve ever loved, I’ve had to endure the diminishing, eclipsing, or outright dismissal of things that I used to think would never go away. Things that loom so large in my personal history and psyche that I’ve always assumed they must mean as much to everyone else as they mean to me. I know… naive, even childish. There have been times, especially lately with all the talk about the new Star Trek, when I’ve felt like a damn fool for clinging to my increasingly obsolete obsessions, when I’ve wondered what’s wrong with me that I apparently don’t see this stuff the same way everybody else does, i.e., as quaint old relics that were cool in their day but are now just silly and needing to be replaced. Not to put too melodramatic a spin on it, but these times of self-doubt have been genuinely painful.

But then something comes along like that video of the dueling sailors, and I feel that old familiar rush of endorphins and I realize that, yeah, I still love this stuff, in spite of what the rest of the world may think about it. Moreover, I’m glad that I still love this stuff, that the critics and cynics haven’t managed to entirely wipe out my enjoyment of it. I’m thankful indeed that somewhere deep down inside my wounded, stressed-out, overburdened, and all-too-often-exhausted grown-up mind, there is still a happy, carefree ten-year-old walking through his small, boring, rural town with a comic book rolled up in his back pocket, dreaming of slicing down trees with a real lightsaber or whipping through the fields in a vehicle that’s magically floating three feet above the ground. Sometimes, that kid still finds a way to speak to me, and sometimes I still find a way to be him. And surely that’s a good and even necessary thing…

Happy Thanksgiving, my friends.

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