Boy, does this ever sound like a recipe for total fanboy embarassment: take an ex-boy-bander who’s gone a bit beefy with maturity, put him on a dippy reality-show dance-off with a bunch of other has-beens and B-listers, and let him do a routine set to that old disco-ized version of the main title from Star Wars, complete with a lightsaber prop. When I heard about this, I was prepared to hang my head in shame for ever liking a movie that could lead to this… and yet it turned out to be surprisingly entertaining, if not exactly cool:

No doubt it was the girl’s Leia-style metal bikini that salvaged the whole thing…