You know, everybody thinks it’d be so awesome to live a life of adventure and derring-do, but have you thought about the practical considerations, the real-life inconveniences of having Nazis, commies, aliens, zombies, and indigenous tribespeople always trying to punch your timecard? Consider how your simplest daily activities would change if you really were Indiana Jones…
What a pain, eh?
Via.
I can’t imagine what mowing that impeccable lawn must be like…
I’m sure it’s… murder! Bwa ha ha hahaha!
Okay, I’m calm now. Sorry about that…