Ewok Salad
Sunday afternoon driving around, weather pleasantly warm. A sign in front of Arctic Circle, a local burger chain, advertises "SW Salad with Jalapeno Dressing."
Says I: "Look, hon, Star Wars Salad."
Says The Girlfriend: "What do you suppose would come on a Star Wars Salad?"
I: "Ewoks."
She: "You didn't even miss a beat with that."
Continues I, again without missing a beat: "Charcoal-grilled Ewoks. They're quite tasty with that Jalapeno Dressing."
She: "You scare me..."
Comments
The mental picture that I formed here will be hard to shake...
Posted by: Ilya Burlak | July 7, 2008 4:54 AM
Consider this, Anne: What else are they good for?
Posted by: Cranky Robert | July 7, 2008 8:11 AM
Well, when I first saw the movie I thought it'd be cool to have a real live teddy bear live in my apple tree. :)
Posted by: The Girlfriend | July 7, 2008 2:07 PM
And just think, hon, when you got in the mood for an SW Salad with Jalapeno Dressing, you'd have the freshest possible ingredients, right out there in the back yard! ;)
Posted by: jason | July 7, 2008 2:19 PM
Sure beats Owen and Beru Jerky...
Posted by: chenopup | July 7, 2008 3:43 PM
Never a big seller, that...
Posted by: jason | July 7, 2008 3:48 PM
Add some blue milk cheese and you have an Endorf Salad.
Posted by: Cranky Robert | July 8, 2008 6:24 AM
Ouch. Very funny, but... ouch. :D
Posted by: jason | July 8, 2008 9:50 AM