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The Precious Juice...

Their world crumbled; the cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting; a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads, it was a white-line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice...

--Voiceover prologue, The Road Warrior

Customer Forced at Gunpoint to Pump Gas into Suspect's Vehicle

--Headline from this morning's Salt Lake Tribune

You know how I'm always complaining that things aren't turning out like the movies I liked when I was a kid? Maybe I ought to be more specific about which movies I'm talking about...