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Joke to Start the Week

My good friend Cranky Robert, having read of the general suckiness of my life last week, has resorted to heroic measures to try and lift my spirits (in other words, he e-mailed me a joke):

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: Oh yeah? How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Yeah, I know, it's a groaner, but it had exaxctly the effect Robert was going for: I laughed and smiled for what seems like the first time in days. Hope everyone else enjoys it, too.

Comments

Oh, is that all it takes? OK, here goes:

Did you hear about the one-legged waitress?

Got a job at IHOP...

Arg, that's terrible! I love it...

(Kids, this is your brain on twelve-hour days. Just say no to unpaid overtime...)

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