Vader Has A Thing For Japanese Schoolgirls? Who Knew?
If you enjoyed yesterday's lighthearted peek into the personal lives of your favorite Star Wars heroes, then you're going to love today's head-first dive into the dank underbelly of vaguely creepy foreign marketing materials:
I mean, come on... do you really think the Dark Lord of the Sith is all that interested in text messaging?
Comments
OK, I can't resist . . .
Vdr31@aol.com: hi emp wassup?
Palpatine@sithheadquarters.gov: not much u?
Vdr31: ss,dd
Palpatine: LOL
Vd31: Dude did u c Lost?
Palpatine: No :( Reception in new Death Star sucks ass
Palpatine: hey u therE?
Vd31: Sorry some hot JApanese schoolgirls r here
Palpatine: WTF?
Vd31: Reminds me of Padme's hairdo
Palpatine: Dude, you gotta get over that chick
Vd31: It just burns me up
Palpatine: Very funny
Vd31: Gotta go.
Palpatine: Luv u cuty
VD31: you r such a tool
Posted by: Robert | September 27, 2005 1:53 PM
Oh, thanks a lot, man. Now I'm laughing my ass off here at work and people are looking at me funny...
Posted by: jason | September 27, 2005 2:00 PM
Very funny. Robert, it's looking like you have too much free time on your hands. :)
Posted by: anne | September 27, 2005 3:31 PM
I'm cracking myself up, too. This has got to stop!
Posted by: Robert | September 27, 2005 3:43 PM
I'm cracking myself up, too. This has got to stop!
Posted by: Cranky Robert | September 27, 2005 3:44 PM
Back away from the keyboard slowly with your fingers up...
Posted by: jason | September 27, 2005 4:07 PM